Catching a Big One

I knew my wife liked large ‘tools’, almost from the day we got married. We honeymooned at a resort where one guy flashed her a full 10” monstrosity. We had the best sex that week as she played out her fantasy. Now, in our mid-30s, I was looking for a way to jumpstart our torpid love life and remembered Mr. Big. Maybe, I could catch a big one for her to enjoy… for real this time.